Here is a short transcript of a conversation between my mother and I.
Mom: So, we need to learn how to tie the obi on your kimono.
Me: Well, didn’t you figure it out before?
Mom: Sort of, but not really. We need to know how to do it properly.
Me: Okay, well, you can just look it up on the Internet. Everything’s on the Internet.
Mom: Except the release date for Sherlock Season Three.
Me: ………… *upset glare*
Mom: Sorry.
Me: We don’t joke about some things, Mom.